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Monday, April 24, 2023

Brewsters - The Medieval Women who made Ale.

 

Brewsters – The Medieval Women who made Ale.


 


 

“Brewster” used to mean a female brewer of ale. In the early 1300s brewsters were common. As water was rarely safe to drink, ale, created by a barley or oat mash, boiling water, yeast and herbs, was a staple. Everyone, men, women and children, drank it. Larger medieval houses made their own, so in 1333 Elizabeth de Burgh, Lady Clare, brewed 8 quarters each week, around 60 gallons of ale. Since a household of 5 might drink 1 ¼ gallons a day, this output needed to be ongoing, especially as ale soured quickly, within a few days. The plus side was that once made, ale was quickly ready to drink, within a day.

Brewing of ale was done at home, using everyday tools – a large tub, a brush, a ladle, forks. Women did it in tandem with other household tasks. Any excess a brewster might sell to her neighbours. Locals would be alerted that ale was available by the sign of a branch or bush pinned over the household door. Neighbour sold to neighbour and customers brought their own pails to collect the fresh ale. Another way womenfolk were employed were as Tipplers, who carried the freshly brewed ale in vessels on their backs to various household clients. Overall it was a small-scale business, with modest profits. Married women, widows and unmarried spinsters all brewed and it was a means of independence. In 1379, in Howden, 9 single women supported themselves by brewing. In Norwich, women of the chief families all brewed ale and sold it to their friends.

Barley water could be made by boiling a small quantity of fresh barley in a volume of water and then the liquid strained off. Herbs used in the ale included briar, rosemary, coltsfoot and balm. Water from different wells produced different flavours of ale. “Dredge”, a mix of oats and barley, was in as common use in the production of ale as it was of bread.

Ale was sweeter in taste than beer, since the hops in beer preserve the drink for longer but also make it more bitter.  Modern beers in the “Gruit” style, where hops are not used and herbs are used as flavouring, give an idea what such ales tasted like. An ale called “Mycria”, flavoured with sweet gale, used to be produced by Hanlons in Devon.

Hops, introduced from Europe, was used to brew beer. Beer lasts longer than ale and so can be transported greater distances and made in larger batches. After the Black Death, beer began to be drunk and produced in England as well as ale, though female brewers were gradually pushed out of the trade by men, who had greater access to capital. The Brewers’ Guild was closed to women. The laws favoured men over women in brewing, although women often had more practical experience. Brewsters began to be seen as sinful, wanton and unclean. In 1413 brewster Christine Colmere in Canterbury lost her trade when Simon Daniel falsely told her neighbours that she was leprous.

See “Ale, Beer and Brewsters In England” by Judith Bennett for more details.

 

For myself, I am sorry the more bitter beer took over from ale, and sorry that women were thrust out of a business where they had thrived for many years. One day, I may write a story where a brewster is my heroine, but in the meantime, if you are interested in learning a bit about medieval feasts, medieval sweets, cooks and menus, please see my novel “The Master Cook and the Maiden” and my novella, “Amice and the Mercenary.” Both are published by Prairie Rose Publications and both are free to read with Kindle Unlimited.




The Master Cook and the Maiden.





Amice and the Mercenary


Lindsay Townsend 

Monday, June 1, 2020

FOOD, DISASTERS AND MEMORIES TO SAVOR


FOOD, DISASTERS AND MEMORIES TO SAVOR – Elizabeth Clements

There are times, when I’m cooking a meal, that I think of my mom and how we’d work side-by-side in the kitchen, preparing a meal. I guess you could say I was a prep cook because my tasks fell to making salads, slicing bread, peeling potatoes, cutting them into big chunks and boiling them. Leftover potatoes were then sliced the next day and fried with onions to accompany whatever meat my mother prepared. I could make cookies and cakes from scratch, although I admit the first cake I baked and iced was a disaster and for some now unfathomable reason I hid under my bed, instead of throwing it out. Perhaps because it was a sin to waste food? I was successful at making biscuits and bread and became an expert at preparing salads and vegetables, but I never graduated to cooking meat.

You see, meat was expensive and too precious to risk being ruined by an inexperienced cook—me. Thus, when I became a new bride, I no doubt learned how to cook meat by trial and error. Hubby was wise enough to never complain about my cooking experiments, but he did suggest that I never make fish stew again. I had tried out a recipe and had bought cardboard containers to make portions for the freezer. Uh, they never made it that far. <grin>

One disaster that still makes me cringe was cooking my first beef roast. Relatives, who were to come for afternoon tea, phoned to say they’d have to postpone, so without thinking, I invited them for dinner (supper) instead.  This on very short notice. Now, Mom’s cousin was a very fussy eater and his wife was an excellent cook. I seared the roast like I’d seen mother do and put it in the oven, then fretted that it wouldn’t be cooked in time. Silly me, I cranked the temperature up to 400F to speed up the process. Let’s just say I should have stuck with serving the chocolate cake as I’d originally planned. But my mashed potatoes were excellent!

Another first was Christmas turkey. It was a small little fella, since there was only hubby and myself. I hauled out my home economics text I still had from junior high home-economics class (I didn’t have any cookbooks) and read one should baste a turkey every twenty minutes. Right. Meanwhile, the oven cooled and the bird cooled every twenty minutes while I basted. That poor bird took a long time to cook. But we’re still alive.

Our second Christmas was celebrated in Germany. To this day I shudder remembering standing on the curb, with my shopping cart full of paper bags, in the drizzle, getting my heavy pile Borg coat wet while hoping for a taxi. I had visions of the bags dissolving into sodden tatters and all my groceries rolling into the gutter. I vowed to never go grocery shopping unless hubby was available to drive me.
I made duck for Christmas Eve because mother had always made duck or goose for Christmas, never turkey.

I didn’t know ducks were so oily or that they had so many pin feathers I had to pluck with a tweezer. It took forever, and I’ve never made duck since. However, over the years I’ve gotten a good handle on roasting a 22+ pound turkey. The other thing I didn’t like about duck or goose was carefully picking out the nuggets of buckshot from the meat so I wouldn’t break a tooth. My step-dad used his shotgun to bring down the fowl.

One of my favorite memories of German food is bratwurst, currywurst and pommes frites. There was a food wagon that served these bites of goodness up to ten o’clock at night.  Sometimes hubby and I would have a late-night craving for those succulent sausages. It was my introduction to French fries (my mom never made them) and in Germany they were served with mayonnaise. They made the best fries ever and to this day that’s the only way I eat fries. Or perhaps with gravy.

I remember the first Kermis (fair) we attended in Soest where we were living. The last week of October the downtown area was blocked off and every type of merchandise was available, food booths and colorful rides, including a merry-go-round. At one booth we were tempted to try crispy, crunchy fish in a crusty oval  brotchen. It was the best fish I’ve ever had. We tried to find it the next year but never did experience that delicious treat again.

The German hausfrau goes out every day, beautifully dressed, and coifed, satchel over her arm, to shop for the evening meal. The daily shopping was the norm because many homes either didn’t have a refrigerator or it was not bigger than a small  child. On the farm, before we had electricity, we’d go into town on Saturday and take the week’s supply of frozen food from our locker and store it in a bucket lowered into the cistern to keep cool, along with  the milk, butter and cottage cheese.That cistern scared me and fascinated me and I’d make it echo my voice.

Although we had our own Canex shopping center, I liked to shop in the German stores, too, but never thought of bringing along a shopping bag. This one time hubby was with me (remember my vow not to shop without wheels). The clerks were not used to customers shopping in volume. My trip was a payday grocery shopping trip. The clerk’s eyes widened when I began unloading my cart and she called for help. They scrambled to find shopping bags. They only carried little bags with handles, like our gift bags that would hold a book. By the time she and her helper finished, there was a horde of twenty or more little bags lined up like paper soldiers. The staff no doubt appreciated our business but probably muttered about us crazy Canadians. Most of the time we shopped in our own military Canex, but dang, there was such good food in those German shops.

A short walk away from our place were some stores, including a pastry shop that would deliver brotchen (buns) for breakfast. Amongst other delicious goodies that they sold, by the slice, we fell in love with cheese cake. So did their other customers as sometimes, to our disappointment, they were sold out of this specialty. Now this was no ordinary cheese cake and I have looked in dozens of cookbooks to try to find a similar recipe and failed. It was tall, like an angel food cake, and had raisins in it and looked like it had been brushed with egg yolk, perhaps, when baking. So good, So missed all these years later. And don’t get me started on the cake of all cakes—Black Forest chocolate cake layered with heavy whipped cream, cerise and chocolate flakes.

Another German food we fell in love with was Zigeuner Schnitzel—breaded veal cutlet smothered with sliced red peppers, mushrooms and onions, served either with fried potatoes or spaetzle (noodles).  I don’t know why we called it Gypsy Spears; perhaps that was the name on the jar I could only get from our local German bakery until they stopped importing the delicious bottled sauce from Germany.

Photos courtesy of Wikipedia.

It was love at first bite when we first ate it in a small restaurant on the way home from a day trip to the Möhnesee Reservoir, a popular tourist attraction. The Möhnesee is a long artificial lake created by damming  up two rivers and their basins to provide millions of cubic water for the densely-populated valley that it served, particularly the huge industrial city of Essen. 





The film, The Dambusters, was made in the ‘50s telling of the bombing of the dam by British pilots in WWII. The deluge of water flooded the factories in the Ruhr valley, paralyzing the German war operations. We went there many times and I have lots of pictures that have to be scanned into my computer.






An incident that we can laugh about now but at the time was most embarrassing for me happened when we dined at the Wienerwald in Stuttgart, (a huge broiled chicken franchise in Germany much like the Swiss Chalet chicken chain here). One walked down this long hallway that was lined with butter-basted, golden, glistening chickens turning on spits. You could literally select which one you wanted, if you so chose. Everyone at our table ate with their fingers, as was the custom… except me. I used my knife and fork (that’s how I was raised) until somehow, while trying to slice off a  drumstick, the entire chicken flipped into my lap. Everyone laughed…and I switched to using my fingers. That was my first taste of spit-roasted chicken and hubby and I were hooked.

The biggest strawberries I’ve ever seen (and not since) was during a trip to Holland. There are many roadside stands that offer tulips when in season and fresh fruit and vegetables. I remember gaping and I probably began to salivate when I saw the strawberries, my favorite fruit  I kid you not, one berry literally filled my hand. Sweet and juicy, too and no need for sugar and cream.

Another memorable dining experience occurred in Venice, the last stop on our Italian holiday. I craved to taste genuine Italian spaghetti. We always ate in our trailer to save money for souvenirs (and car repairs), but for a treat, we dined in an open-air restaurant on one of the canals. We ordered our food and while waiting for it to come, we chatted and occasionally heard odd plopping sounds. Well, we soon discovered the source. When a bottle of wine was finished, it was tossed into the canal.
Finally, our waiter arrived with our food. I stared at my mound of white spaghetti. Where was the sauce? Where were the meatballs? We learned you have to order individually what you want. You ask for spaghetti, and that’s what you get—plain pasta. Needless to say, I thumbed through my English/Italian dictionary frequently. And we did get the fixings and it was delicious.

While on the subject of Italy, I cannot end this blog without sharing two amazing memories of Rome. We’d been plagued with car issues ever since we started ascending the Austrian Alps. In retrospect, we should have stopped to check it out in Austria where we could converse in the same language, but then magically the issues stopped and we continued on to Italy. To our consternation, we ended up spending many hours in several garages and spent even more lira fixing everything under the hood except the kitchen sink.

I had planned that we arrive in Rome early in the day when traffic is reasonably lighter. Instead, we spent the entire afternoon in a Fina service station on the outskirts of the city because we arrived there just before one and everything shuts down for the Italian siesta from 1-4 p.m. Therefore, the mechanic couldn’t get the parts delivered from the Ford dealership until after 4 p.m.

Finally, after 6 p.m. we pull out and lose the trailer. It had been unhitched to put the car up on tracks. I don’t recall if the hitch coupling wasn’t properly secured, but in any case, something was missed and all the electrical wiring was yanked out of the trailer. By the time that was fixed, it was well after seven when we headed into the city, hubby driving and me reading the map. Can I say I’m not a good map reader? That I have to turn it upside down to follow the directions because I’m directionally-challenged?

On the map our campsite destination looked easy to reach. Just follow the route. The reality of seven roads fanning out in front of us isn’t. Which road to take? Millions of drivers impatiently honking behind us; hubby yelling, “Which one?” I’m convinced Italians drive with one hand on the stick shift and the other on the horn. Flustered, I blindly point to one street and hubby shoots for it, hoping we don’t lose the trailer in the melee. We continue on the road which doesn’t seem to be in the direction we need. I see a sentry outside an official-looking building that reminds me of a prison. Dictionary in one hand and map in the other, I ask for directions to Monte Antenna, our destination.

A barrage of unintelligible words accompany the sentry’s hand signals, fingers clenching and unclenching to indicate traffic lights, etc., etc. We nod our thanks and go blindly forth. Of course, we didn’t find the flashing traffic lights, but far too soon the road narrowed and it looked like we were heading away from the city rather than to the thick of it. I’m now in tears, hubby is clamping his lips, and my mother wakes from her Gravol-induced daze and cheerily asks if we’re there yet. A tavern appears ahead and I plead with hubby to stop. Muttering, my usually pleasant hubby stomps inside, returning about fifteen minutes later with two men, one tall, in his fifties and a short, portly man well into his eighties. The younger man walks to an old Mercedes sedan while I climb into the back with my mother and the old gentleman gets in beside Doug. We’re off, following the Mercedes and praying we don’t get cut off by a speeding Fiat or moped.

Again, with the aid of my trusty little dictionary and gesticulating like born-again Italians, we learn our passenger is a retired policemen. Somehow police in any language and murdered accents is understood. He smiles and nods, understanding my hubby is a military policeman. Eventually our fearless leader pulls over at the side of the road and points up a steep, winding road. Monte Antenna, the road sign displays.

He shows us on the map where we’d first met and where we were now and we realize he’d taken us halfway across Rome, far, far from the tavern. We thank them profusely, offer them money; smiling, they refuse. We then offer them a bottle of Chianti in a woven basket, a souvenir  we’d purchased in Pisa. Again, they smile and refuse. The old policeman gives us a salute and they climb into their vehicle. Still amazed by their generosity, we head up the hill. For the entire four days we stayed in Rome, we never moved our car, just took the tour buses that drove up to the campsite to pick up tourists.

Our departure from Rome was equally memorable. We had no sooner left and started climbing on our route north to Venice when our car started up the now-familiar stuttering and spluttering. Our stomachs clench. We look at each other in despair. By now we’d spent a small down payment on an Italian villa replacing car parts throughout Italy and the car still behaved like a petulant child. Mother, being married to a farmer who tinkered on his tractors, coaxing them to one more trip around the field, felt it had something to do with the fuel line. She’d stated that more than once.

Stopping at another Fina service station, we tried to explain to an attendant what we wanted him to do. He shook his head and gesticulated. A lovely young Italian woman saw our “discussion” and in beautiful English asked if she could help. I could have hugged her! We explained and she told the young man. A heated discussion ensued between them, complete with raised voices and hand gestures. Finally, he sulkily complied, and shaking his head, proceeded to remove the gas tank, which on our Ford Taunus was removable without exploratory surgery. He poured the gas into a pail and lo and behold, a chunk of metal plunked onto the sieve. The mechanic looked sheepish, my mother and the Italian lady triumphant, and hubby and I were just darn relieved.

The farmer’s wife was right! Solder had broken lose inside the tank where  the two halves were soldered together. Every time we had begun ascending a mountain, the chunk of solder slid forward and partially blocked gas from fueling the car. When we went downhill, the solder slid away from the hole and we once again continued on our merry way. Can I say we never had any more car issues?

I smile as I’ve relived memories while typing this. So many more beautiful experiences are still stored in my mind and in boxes of photographs. We both wish we could go back to revisit the places we remember and savor once more unique foods and chat with the wonderful people who were so kind to strangers.

I wish I had written down some of my mothers recipes…like her mile-high rum torte (eight thin layers of goodness with rum-flavored cream filling, or her Hungarian creamed chicken paprika that when I make the latter, with home-made spaetzle, never tastes like hers. The only food of hers that I hated was cabbage rolls with sauerkraut. She’d make a huge roaster full and we’d eat it for a week, reheating what we needed for each supper. My step-dad said the flavor intensified with each day. Yeah, and I lost fivc pounds or more because that was one dish I could not abide. One ate what was served at the table or starved, no mollycoddling. I wasn’t a finicky eater—I just hated sauerkraut and there were no tomatoes in the cabbage rolls. Hubby loves them, but horrid brat that I am, I never make it. Once in a while I buy some for him alone from the deli. Mother’s fried chicken, however, is still my favorite food and hers was awesome. 

What are some of your favorite foods and/or trip experiences that make you smile…or cringe?
In keeping with my food topic, here is an excerpt from Beneath A Horse Thief Moon where my three U.S. marshal heroes are reunited at Sara’s ranch. It’s one of my favorite scenes.


Dismounting, Josh removed his Stetson, revealing rumpled black hair, and stuck out his free hand. He smiled when Sara hesitantly took it. He deftly lifted it to his lips and gave her a courtly kiss. Her eyes widened.
“I am Joshua Hunter, at your service. My friends call me Josh. And this big galoot behind me is Michael J. Sutton. Everyone calls him Mike… amongst other things.”
Mike whipped off his brown hat, revealing a long rope of wavy golden hair tied back with a piece of rawhide. He leaned down from his horse and swallowed up Sara's small hand in his big one and in a voice that rumbled like distant thunder, said, “I'm Mike, Miz Sara. And you can call me anythin' you want just as long as you call me for supper.” His huge grin could swallow Texas.
Sara laughed, surprised that she liked Mike instantly and was not intimidated by his size.”
“Can you forget about your gut for once?” Josh teased.
Mike grinned. “I try, but it keeps growlin' at me.” The blond giant dismounted and stood a head taller than his friends.
Sara looked up, a long way up. “Oh, my, your mama must have fed you real good.”
“Yup, she surely did, and twice on Sundays.” Everyone laughed. “All funnin' aside, Miz Sara,” Mike said. “We're here to help. We don't expect no pay from you, nor would we take it. Not even from this big jackass.” He playfully slapped Chase on the back, nearly bringing Chase to his knees.
“That goes for me, too,” Josh added, nodding.
“Won't you come in and have a cup of coffee and some pie I just made today?” Sara said.
“Pie! Now that's the best offer I've had in a month of Sundays,” Mike rumbled and smacked his lips in anticipation. “She a good cook, Chase?”
“Wait till you taste her stew.”
For such big men, their footsteps were quiet as they filed in after Sara. Mike sniffed loudly. “Son of a bitch, somethin' smells good.”
“That's why it's called sonofabitch stew,” Chase said.
“I think I'm in love.” Mike gave Sara a smile that could make an angel give up her wings. “That smells mighty good, Miz Sara.”
“If you hold your mouth just right you might even get some for supper.” Chase released a silent sigh. Everything was going to be fine now that his two friends had arrived.







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Sunday, January 5, 2020

FOR THE LOVE OF WORDS


FOR THE LOVE OF WORDS – by Elizabeth Clements

     Writers love words and fill pages with them. I love discovering new words, but if the word is too unfamiliar, it has pulled me out of the story to ponder the meaning when the context leaves me clueless. When I head for the dictionary, the “mood” created in the story evaporates and I am once more brought to my own reality.
     We have been told in writing courses to keep it simple, to write at the level of a sixth-grader and this is what newspapers employ. But what’s the fun in that when there are so many deliciously wonderful words out there? The dictionary is full of them. The more syllables in a word, the more interesting they become, and have a rhythm all their own. There are also one-syllable words that can pack a punch.
     I recently binge-watched a new series on Netflix called “The Witcher”. I admire the imagination that went into the creation of the creatures and critters and was immediately pulled into the dark and mysterious world of another time. It was definitely medieval and yet it was much more. Unique yet familiar in its plot but spellbinding in its depiction. Dangerous times when it’s best to close the shutters at night and stuff rags around windows to not emit any light for lurking evil. So when our valiant hero drops the succinct f-bomb, for the first time, I’m stopped dead.
Yes, research has supported the word exists since the 15th century, yet to me it seems far too modern. I’ve been a movie-goer since I was a child and in the hundreds of movies I’ve watched growing up, I never encountered that word until Hollywood decided in the late 1960s to add expletives (and explicit violence) to some movies to make them more “realistic”. Perhaps that trend can be blamed as far back as Gone With The Wind when Rhett Butler declared, “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.” To the best of my knowledge, I think that was the first time an expletive was used in a movie and it created shock waves and quite probably set a precedent.
     Also, to this day I have never forgotten my stunned reaction to watching Clockwork Orange—for me a most shocking view of violence for this naïve and sheltered farm girl. Then along came Bonnie and Clyde and in my opinion, the 1960’s brought a new age in movies and a definite loss of innocence evolved. So, is it any wonder that we hear children these days uttering words as they play which would have had my mouth scrubbed out with soap when I was their age? Astonishing is the fact that growing up, I never heard the f-bomb, although my step-dad used the Lord’s name in vain quite often.
I think expletives, besides being succinct, are used for shock value—at least originally. I read somewhere that the use of the f-bomb shows a lack of imagination on the part of the writer. This can be argued, although I admit I don’t like the word and only once—in extreme agitation, did I not only use it once, but three times in rapid succession as I viewed my upended beef casserole splattered on the floor. My sons were very young and very shocked and still love to bring it up when we reminisce around the family table after a good meal.
The f-bomb is most often used in a display of intense emotion or action. When used, that word does not require additional elaboration, such as, he said angrily. I think my little anecdote can testify to that.
     I love writing but sometimes it can be frustrating when I seek that elusive word that precisely describes what I want to say. While writing my first draft I’m content to let the words flow (or stumble) and just get the story down. Editing, on the other hand, can be an exercise in frustration. I have been amazed I’ve spent an hour on one paragraph. One time I remember I had written a perfect description and accidentally lost it and mentally beat myself up trying to replicate it. That was on a word processor dinosaur from the 80’s that didn’t have the cut and paste function of the current computer programs. And I never got the rewrite worded so perfectly like the first time.
I recently watched Pride and Prejudice for the nth time and was captivated anew by the way Elizabeth and Darcy spoke with such elegance that I found myself leaning forward to catch every word.  Keira Knightley, with her beautiful English voice, captured the essence of Victorian romance with her impeccable enunciation, thanks in part to the screenwriter’s skill with the speech of that era.               Amazingly, my husband has watched the film numerous times, too—sometimes even without me.
I love big words and believe what’s the point of even having them if we’re advised to stick to simple words in our writing. I remember the first time I heard gobsmacked. I had to think for a moment what it meant—gob and smacked. Oh, how delicious an image that conjures. One can almost titter over that one.  And that ridiculously long but whimsical word in Mary Poppins…supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (I had to go to Google to ensure I spelled it right) automatically makes me smile.
      One word, however, that does not make me smile is procrastination. It resembles me far too much. Procrastination has been the bane of my existence, most noticeably as I grew older. Yet, as I ponder over when that trait got the best of me, I realize exactly when it became my biggest vice: porridge!
      Porridge and cabbage rolls with sauerkraut are the most vile foods created. And one perhaps the most vile—boiled spinach. But I digress. Porridge was the breakfast food in winter and my mother made it with water (not milk like a friend of hers). I would stare at this gob of glue in my bowl that not even sugar could improve and procrastinate lifting a disgusting spoonful to my mouth until it was time to run for the bus. I got away with that tactic a few times…until one night it was my supper. Thankfully time has dulled further horrors of that loathsome food, although I admit porridge can be reasonably palatable when cooked with milk, then a little cream and a good dollop of strawberry jam or cinnamon and sugar. I loved Cream of Wheat which was a treat when company came to stay and the guest cooked it <grin>.
     Would you believe I never had pizza until I was nearly nineteen and never had Chinese food until my twenties? But to this day I still love the fragrance of fresh-baked bread. Mondays was bread and laundry day and as I ran into the house after school, the buns were just finished and four loaves were in the oven and potato soup and dumplings simmered on the stove. I couldn’t wait until supper; I’d steal a bun and tear it open and stuff the insides into my mouth and sometimes I was quick enough to grab a second one before my mother caught me. No wonder that bread, to this day, is my favorite comfort food. And potato soup.
     What foods bring back memories for you, either good memories or not so palatable?

Here is an excerpt from the first book of my trilogy, Beneath A Horse Thief Moon that involves food. Mike gets his own story in Beneath A Fugitive Moon:

      Mike whipped off his brown hat, revealing a long rope of wavy golden hair tied back in a tail. He leaned down from his horse and swallowed up Sara's small hand in his big one and in a voice that rumbled like distant thunder, said, “I'm Mike, Miz Sara. And you can call me anythin' you want just as long as you call me for supper.” His huge grin could swallow Texas.
Sara laughed, surprised that she liked Mike instantly and was not intimidated by his size.”
“Can you forget about your gut for once?” Josh teased.
Mike grinned. “I try, but it keeps growlin' at me.” The blond giant dismounted and stood a head taller than his friends.
Sara looked up, a long way up. “Oh, my, your Mama must have fed you real good.”
“Yup, she surely did, and twice on Sundays.”
Everyone laughed.
“All funnin' aside, Miz Sara,” Mike said. “We're here to help. We don't expect no pay from you, nor would we take it. Not even from this big jackass.” He playfully slapped Chase on the back, nearly bringing Chase to his knees.
“That goes for me, too,” Josh said, nodding.
“Won't you come in and have a cup of coffee and some pie I just made?” Sara said.
“Pie! Now that's the best offer I've had in a month of Sundays,” Mike rumbled and smacked his lips in anticipation. “She a good cook, Chase?”
“Wait till you taste her stew.”
For such big men, their footsteps were quiet as they filed in after Sara. Mike sniffed loudly. “Son of a bitch, somethin' smells good.”
“That's why it's called sonofabitch stew,” Chase said.
“I think I'm in love.” Mike gave Sara a smile that could make an angel give up her wings. “That smells mighty good.”
            “If you hold your mouth just right you might even get some for supper.” Chase released a silent sigh. Everything was going to be fine now that his two friends had arrived.